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The Bottom of the Barrel
One down and one to go Story by Emmjay, Photo borrowed with undying thanks from the Canberra Times. “But he was one of the better NSW premiers,” said Voice. “That’s a load of cobblers” said Gez. “His...
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Hung One On Whitman
Story by Neville Cole I’ll admit it. I tied one on with Hung One On down the Pub last night. As I recall, it all started amicably enough. All the locals were there celebrating the 5th Anniversary....
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Paris, Cherchez La Femme
Story by Emmjay O’Hoo looked phased. It was a single phase, not drawing much current. He was unshaven, gaunt. Not exactly fully gaunt; it wasn’t that bad. He was more gauntlet than gaunt. “You look …”...
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Foodge #49 – a Night to Remember
Simulated painting of Granny by Scott Harding Story by Emmjay It was unlike Foodge to really tie one on. He has a reputation for being a Trotter’s Ale and lemonade kind of person. The reputation is...
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Foodge 57.3 – Merv’s Recovery
Story by Big M Merv’s recovery from his coma was a much slower process than the movies would have us believe. He had lost a great deal of weight, due to muscular atrophy, and he found it difficult to...
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Foodge 60.3 bits
Earnest Moncrieff, from a previous story but out there somewhere… Story by Mark aka Hung “What’s this, a fucking clip Merv or Drumpf with a haircut?” larfs Angler On, an anagram of Algernon seeing no...
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Foodge 60.6 – Pension Day
Story by Big M It was mid-morning, so Merv was manning the Gentleman’s Bar, whilst Foodge tidied up the Ladies Lounge and got the urn boiling for the Bowling Ladies’ morning tea. Granny had made some...
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Merv wants a Mug
Simulated Mug Merv wants a Mug. Oh what a glorious day, hmm, the sun has risen, well about 6 hours ago and life is under way in it’s usual manner. Merv rises from the love tub and saunters into the...
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Merv Recoils
Hey, Merv here, sip and relax, forever… The Real Merv. Merv has recoiled from the last episode and is actually a bit pissed off at the writer that lead him naked down an alley way so to speak. As the...
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Episode 79: Foodge and Pigs Law
Foodge and Pigs Law Story by Big M. Foodge was angry. Not just umbraged, or endowed with a sense of ennui. He was fucking crazy ( I thought you didn’t like to use cuss words, Mr Foodge). OK, he was...
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Merv and a New Guest
Merv and Granny feel the heat Merv and a New Guest The night had passed and Merv woke to the smell of coffee and bacon. Oh last night, what a night to remember. The passion, the coming together of two...
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Merv and the Discarded Episode
Merv on leave Merv and the Discarded Episode. Merv was going to say “Granny, where’s me coffee?” And Granny was going to reply “In your mug you great big mug” but she didn’t, see this episode has...
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Merv is Undecided
M is for Merv, sweet and chewy… Merv is Undecided. Merv awoke and wondered to himself as to whether he should get out of bed. He was undecided. Trapped, he thought, regardless of what he does next it...
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Hon and Merv Meet in the Carpark
Will the real Hon Shades step forward please… Story by Sandshoe. Hon Shades was head down sideways on the car park bitumen and some would say arse up. Something held her attention. Under her...
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Bumper Christmas Edition 2016 – Episode 80 Foodge has an Episode.
Acknowledgement to Sweeney Todd …and the bloke ABOUT WHOSE dogs he said Barnaby ordered him to eat them Foodge Has An Episode. By Sandshoe “What’d you reckon, Unc, other day?” Foodge was wet through....
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Bumper Christmas Edition 2016 – Episode 81 Merv and Foodge get morose.
Merv and Foodge stare each other down Story by Big M. Merv and Foodge sat opposite each other in their respective places at the Gentleman’s Bar. There was a pint each of Trotters IPA in front of them....
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Bumper Christmas Edition 2016 – Sandy for Parley Mint.
Church of St Generic Brand Story by Mark. Father O’Way was looking rather pens…, um, nerv…, anyway he was looking rather sumfink. He had just got off the phone with Bishop Bishop. “Sandy, it’s the...
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Episode 84 Sandy Goes All Out for Mary
I think the Bish has a message… Episode 84 Sandy Goes All Out for Mary By ‘Shoe “Spitting chips,” the Bish said. The door of the manse was flung wide open in a classic Big Bish grand entrance. All...
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Merv Quits
Merv takes a breather Merv Quits Story by Mark There was a buzz of excitement at the Arms tonight as apparently Merv is set to make a special announcement. So special that no one is to know, not...
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Girls Night Out
Bilbo’s little brothers The Girls Night Out. Story by Mark. The Pigs Arms has an air of excitement. One that more than matches Foodge’s stale cigars of course but one of excitement. So apparently,...
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